A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing
in her short, pink mini dress. Using the time-honored ice breaker, he
sends her a drink.
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him.
They strike up a wonderful conversation. Finally the girl turns to him
and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you
that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think
you'll ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so
straightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite,
scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain
destroy the place."
"Oh my Gosh! How long does that last?" she asked.
"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back."