Blind date tactic
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Joe sets Jim up to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Jim is
a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before."What do I do if she's ugly and scary?" says Jim, "I'll be stuck with
her all night.""Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If
you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't
just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."So that night, Jim knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he
is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak
when the girl suddenly shouts: "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!" -
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hahahahaha. so mean.
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