Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no
experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough
account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the
job.
Two hours later, Jones came back with the entire amount.
"Amazing!" the manager said. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," Jones replied. "I told him if he didn't pay up, I'd tell
all his other creditors he paid us."
Not that funny, but hey, good try. At least it wasn't posted before