One day a Muslim leader, a Buddhist abbot and a Catholic priest were discussing how they divide the offerings between them and their God.
Muslim leader: At the end of every Friday, I will draw a 10 m radius circle and kneel in the middle of it. I will then pray to God and throw the money up into the sky. Whatever money that falls in the circle will be my salary and the rest will be allocated for God's work.
Buddhist abbot: On the 1st and 15th of each month, I will gather all the temple's offering and stand in a 30cm by 30cm square. I will then pray to the heavenly king and scatter the money upwards. Whatever money that falls within the square will be devoted to the temple's charity work and the rest will be the reward for my good works.
Catholic Priest: Oh my word.... thats utter greed of you 2..... How can you do this???
I devote my all to God and give everything to him...... I just throw everything up to God and whatever he don't want he will shower back to me.....
fail. the un nessacary use of religion.
quite lame la.
yah, dont play with religion. but still abit funny nonetheless.
don play ard with religion, this is singapore, mind you