Attached not?

• STOMPVEECEE

  2 Feb 09, 11:13

  I still remember this convo I had with my fren back in Sec sch. 

  One day after school, me and my friend were resting on a bench along Orchard Road. We were crapping and trying out some cigarettes(for fun, we'r non smokers)

  Then a woman who walked past stared at us briefly.

  As she leaves,I said...

  "hey u think she's single?"

  "How would I know???"my fren said

  "I think she is single..."

  "U sure? how come you know?"my fren asked

   

  "Cos she's ugly"

  :)

   

   

   

• burndog85

  2 Feb 09, 12:12

  LOL

• [J]erry

  2 Feb 09, 16:53

  wtf is wrong with people that are ugly?

• superlibra

  2 Feb 09, 16:55

  TS trying to stirrr anti-ugly-ladies sentiments.. ban ban ban..

• dinky1409

  2 Feb 09, 19:17

  LOL

• Daisuke-kun

  2 Feb 09, 19:19

  guess wad?

  ur even uglier than her :)

• QX179R

  2 Feb 09, 19:21

  not in the least funny..

• STOMPVEECEE

  2 Feb 09, 19:49

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  guess wad?

  ur even uglier than her :)

  What's that sexy thing in the mirror staring back at me???

  Awww...so cute

   

  jk

• STOMPVEECEE

  2 Feb 09, 19:54

  Originally posted by QX179R:

  not in the least funny..

  not for unattractive people.

  Ok ok, not YOU.

   

  ME okay????

   

  Shan't bicker on Jokes and Humour Forum.

• jayh272416

  2 Feb 09, 19:59

  :S

• MaNyZeR

  2 Feb 09, 20:40

  TS... F**k you la.... so cruel... but i like...

• motoway

  2 Feb 09, 20:54

  This reminds me, when i was part-timing at a restaurant, a colleague came up and asked me: " Hi, are u attached?"

  Den i was like:"  Uh, attached? No i'm not on attachment for Poly, I'm waiting for Uni entry."

  Uh ok. End.

  Nvm, at least i'm posting a lousy joke on an epic fail thread.

• Daisuke-kun

  2 Feb 09, 21:03

  Originally posted by motoway:

  This reminds me, when i was part-timing as a restaurant, a colleague came up and asked me: " Hi, are u attached?"

  Den i was like:"  Uh, attached? No i'm not on attachment for Poly, I'm waiting for Uni entry."

  Uh ok. End.

  Nvm, at least i'm posting a lousy joke on an epic fail thread.

  this is even more awesome than ts's joke

• pewpew

  2 Feb 09, 21:12

  Close, delete ban PLEASE. enough of his nonsense.

• jayh272416

  2 Feb 09, 21:45

  Originally posted by pewpew:

  Close, delete ban PLEASE. enough of his nonsense.

  
  pewpew, appreciate humour

• [J]erry

  2 Feb 09, 23:29

  Originally posted by jayh272416:

  
  pewpew, appreciate humour

  its nothing humor about

• STOMPVEECEE

  3 Feb 09, 00:43

  Originally posted by pewpew:

  Close, delete ban PLEASE. enough of his nonsense.

  Lols It's funny to see pew pew kip wanting me to get banned. 

  I may intern as a mod here. would def ban pew pew 1st.^^ Waste of forum space.

• maskedangel

  3 Feb 09, 03:30

  LOL!
  
  i dunno why i find this thread funnie

• bizzkit0102

  3 Feb 09, 11:33

  I dunno but TS has a few posts of supposed jokes but none of them are even lame...

• Rejected

  3 Feb 09, 11:48

  aha.

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  3 Feb 09, 20:17

  Come on la , people Ugly so wad they also tio attached......, i think u the onli one that cannot be attached due to ur heightness .

• aHGer^83

  3 Feb 09, 20:20

  +1

• KaurexO_o

  4 Feb 09, 16:43

  Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:

  I still remember this convo I had with my fren back in Sec sch. 

  One day after school, me and my friend were resting on a bench along Orchard Road. We were crapping and trying out some cigarettes(for fun, we'r non smokers)

  Then a woman who walked past stared at us briefly.

  As she leaves,I said...

  "hey u think she's single?"

  "How would I know???"my fren said

  "I think she is single..."

  "U sure? how come you know?"my fren asked

   

  "Cos she's ugly"

  :)

   

   

  
  Seriously, this isnt funny.

• STOMPVEECEE

  4 Feb 09, 16:50

  Originally posted by KaurexO_o:

  
  Seriously, this isnt funny.

  OMG,

  you remember staring at 2 sec school kids smoking along orchard road before?

• seotiblizzard

  5 Feb 09, 02:19

  -.-"