Ok , this happened during my schools chinese new year celebration. A ventriloquist came to my school and told this joke =P
Puppet : Hello everyone , I am very happy to be here and I am a Cowgirl
ventriloquist : that means im cowboy la ?
Puppet : no , you are not cowboy.
ventriloquist : then i am what?
Puppet : you are cow pei ( kp - kao pei)
I dun know if u find this funny , but it was really funny when that happened becos it was a school and the ventriloquist said that so loudly lol and I thought school supposed to teach us good manners =.=
How come the water so cold one?
becos it is not hot
lol i find it quite funny leh