Man U, Liverpool and Man city fans
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A Man City fan, a Man U fan, and an Liverpool fan
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere
possesion of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia. So, for the
terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they
were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life
imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your whipping."
The Man City fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so
he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to
my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Man City fan had to be carried away bleeding and
crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Liverpool fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and
after watching the scene, said,
"All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Liverpool fan sobbing and crying like a baby!
The Man U fan was the last one up (he had finished off the
crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and
said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your city has some of
best and most loyal soccer fans in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"
"Thank you, your most Royal highness," the grateful United fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20,but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave," the Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?
What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie that Liverpool fan to my back."Ps, it was originally a hockey joke about Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks and Edmonton oilers if any of you follow NHL.......
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roflmao bias sia the sheikh.. lols
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lol
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Could you change the 'U' in Man U to 'Utd'?
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:S
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hahahahahahhahaahahahahaha nice one!
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AWESOME. Haha..
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Originally posted by DigitalArt90:
A Man City fan, a Man U fan, and an Liverpool fan
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere
possesion of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia. So, for the
terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they
were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life
imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your whipping."
The Man City fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so
he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to
my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Man City fan had to be carried away bleeding and
crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Liverpool fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and
after watching the scene, said,
"All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Liverpool fan sobbing and crying like a baby!
The Man U fan was the last one up (he had finished off the
crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and
said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your city has some of
best and most loyal soccer fans in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"
"Thank you, your most Royal highness," the grateful United fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20,but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave," the Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?
What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie that Liverpool fan to my back."Ps, it was originally a hockey joke about Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks and Edmonton oilers if any of you follow NHL.......
Oilers have more Stanley Cups than the Flames.
'Nuff said.
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HAHA.
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD.
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Originally posted by charlize:
Oilers have more Stanley Cups than the Flames.
'Nuff said.
But past few seasons they havent even made the playoffs...... Oilers are a bunch of has-beens, and lets admit it, Flames fans are just a lot better..... now I'm wishing to go to the red mile..... -
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Originally posted by DigitalArt90:
But past few seasons they havent even made the playoffs...... Oilers are a bunch of has-beens, and lets admit it, Flames fans are just a lot better..... now I'm wishing to go to the red mile.....We can go on and on and on ....
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I am not a soccer fan or anything, but I know one thing for a fact, Man Utd suxx big time.
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Originally posted by charlize:
We can go on and on and on ....
true.... are you in any way affiliated with ice edge at kallang, i think the owner or something is an oiler fan
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Originally posted by DigitalArt90:
true.... are you in any way affiliated with ice edge at kallang, i think the owner or something is an oiler fan
No way Jose.
No way.
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Originally posted by maurizio13:
I am not a soccer fan or anything, but I know one thing for a fact, Man Utd suxx big time.
yeah and so those your mom
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!
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wah nice one!
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nice=]]
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Originally posted by TroubledPhantom:
yeah and so those your mom
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!
NO NO!!!
Your mom don't suck at all!!!
Your MOM BLOWS!!!!
Whorey Whorey Mom United!!!!
Whorey Whorey Mom United!!!
Whorey Whorey Mom United!!!
As TP's Mom go whoring!!!
Oooh Oooh Oooh!!! (TP's Mom)
Just like the Geylang Babes,
Her days has passed her by.
Still she keeps her red panties flying high,
You've got to see her spread that pussy far and wide.
You've got to hear her moan in pride....United.
TP's Mom United!!!
When the boys in red go ramming that hammie...
She's the famous TP's Mom United
And Johns are going to be ramming that hammie...
Permanent exit.
Have fun!!!