Life is like that
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms
and no legs.A woman walking past felt sorry for the poor man; "Have you
ever had a hug?" she asked.The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
Another woman saw this and said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
A third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear,
"Have you ever been screwed?"The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"
She smiled and said, "You will be when the tide comes in!"
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Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms
and no legs.A woman walking past felt sorry for the poor man; "Have you
ever had a hug?" she asked.The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
Another woman saw this and said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
A third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear,
"Have you ever been screwed?"The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"
She smiled and said, "You will be when the tide comes in!"
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lol! wtf!
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man get screwed?
i thought usually the man do the screwing
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This joke was featured in one episode of Ally McBeal.
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so BAD!
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lol..
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haha. poor man.
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good~
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Good one! :D
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We fellow humans have such empathy
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