Guts or Balls?

• PassiveIncome1

  26 Jan 09, 22:22

   Guts or Balls?

  
   There is a medical distinction ... We've all heard about people
   having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
   In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the
   following definitions are listed below:

  
   GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with your guy friends, being met by
   your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
   'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

   BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with your guy friends, smelling of
   perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your  wife on her backside and  having the balls to say: 'You're next,  Chubby.'

   I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

   Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
   ultimately result in death.

• Chris88110

  26 Jan 09, 22:26

  Nice one

• jayh272416

  26 Jan 09, 22:27

  er ok. NEXT!

• maskedangel

  27 Jan 09, 14:45

  awesome!!!

• Pentaxdude90

  27 Jan 09, 15:03