The smartest blonde

• Callan

  25 Jan 09, 12:25

  Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.

   

  The first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.

   

  The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.

   

  Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

• Chris88110

  25 Jan 09, 12:47

  Nice one

• 16/f/lonely

  25 Jan 09, 13:22

  Variations of the same joke.

• pewpew

  25 Jan 09, 14:27

  nice nice nice. +1

• jayh272416

  25 Jan 09, 14:39

  LOL

• charlize

  25 Jan 09, 14:41

   

  4th blonde: Gee I'm lonely.  I wished all the rest were back here with me.

• seotiblizzard

  25 Jan 09, 14:41

  HAHAHAHAHAHA.

• youyayu

  25 Jan 09, 15:44

  lol..

• JJxJJ

  25 Jan 09, 16:15

  

• maskedangel

  25 Jan 09, 17:37

  male power!
• X-men

  25 Jan 09, 17:44

  MAN RULES!

• mancha

  25 Jan 09, 19:21

  So, blondes who are 50% smarter = men?

• rlsh07

  25 Jan 09, 19:24

  legally blonde say it all

• charlize

  25 Jan 09, 19:29

  Originally posted by mancha:

  So, blondes who are 50% smarter = men?

  I guess a lot of men didn't get the REAL joke.

• gunner77

  26 Jan 09, 21:46