Lada (car) Jokes
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- LADA CARS
- What must you always have inside your Lada?
- A roll of toilet paper
- What do you call a classic Skoda?
- A Lada.
- What is the equality between a Lada and a magic wand?
- They both only works in the adventures.
- What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?
- A miracle.
- What do you call several Ladas at the top of a hill?
- A car factory.
- What do you call 100 Ladas at the top of a hill?
- A scrapheap.
- There is a big competition at my local pub
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- the first prize is a Lada
- the second prize is two Ladas.
- What's the difference between a Lada and tickets for an Oasis concert?
- Oasis tickets go fast!
- What do you call a Skoda full of food?
- A Lada.
- What do you call a Lada in the winter?
- A freezer.
- What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
- A garbage can.
- What do you call a convertible Lada?
- A Skip!
- A dumpster!
- What do you call a Lada with no doors or windows?
- A climbing frame!
- A jungle gym!
- How many people in a Lada?
- Four. One to hold the wheel, three to get out and push.
- How do you overtake a Lada?
- Walk
- What is the difference between a Lada and the flu?
- You can get rid of the flu.
- What is a Lada in 6 meters length?
- A Chevrolet.
- Why buy a Lada?
- I don't know...dining table?
- LADA MANUFACTURING
- How many people does it take to build a Lada?
- Four. Two to fold and two to paste.
- How do you reduce the wait for delivery of your new Lada ?
- Bring back political crime in Russia
- How do you tell if your Lada is made by convicts or ordinary workers?
- The car assembled by convicts has nothing missing.
- How else can you tell if your Lada was built by convicts?
- Once it leaves the factory it runs and runs and runs ...
- LADA DRIVERS
- How do two Lada drivers recognise each other?
- It's easy... they already met at the garage this morning.
- How do you know that your Lada has been burglarized?
- Nothing is missing.
- Did you hear about the bloke who had his Lada broken into?
- The thieves put him a radio in!
- What do you call a Lada driver who says he has a speeding ticket?
- A liar.
- How can you tell a man driving a Lada?
- He wears dark sunglasses.
- How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses?
- He doesn't have a white cane.
- What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
- You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
- Why are Lada drivers like corned beef?
- They both come in tin cans
- What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub?
- You cannot step out of either one in a public place.
- What's the difference between a Lada and sheep?
- It's less embarrassing being caught getting out the back of sheep.
- Whats the difference between a Lada and a tampon?
- The tampon comes with its own tow rope.
- I had to part with my Lada as it was costing too much,
- I was only doing 10 miles to every pair of trainers/running shoes.
- OPERATION AND MAINTENANCE
- How do you double the value of a Lada?
- Fill the gas tank.
- Chuck a penny into it.
- Can a Lada accelerate to 120 km/h?
- Yes, but only once.
- What is the maximum acceleration of a Lada?
- 9.8 m/s²
- Why is there one extra pedal on a Lada?
- To inflate the airbag.
- What do you call the shock absorbers on a Lada?
- Passengers.
- What happens if you apply rust remover to a Lada ?
- The Lada disappears.
- Don't forget the Lada emergency get-you-home kit!
- Walking boots & a map.
- What occupies the last 16 pages of the Lada User's Manual?
- The bus and train timetables.
- What does the trip counter in the Lada say when it is passing 10,000 miles?
- Game over!
- OPTIONS
- What do you call a rust-free Lada?
- A miracle.
- Air.
- What's the definition of an optimist?
- The owner of a Lada with an alarm system.
- The owner of a Lada with a radar detector.
- The owner of a Lada with a trailer hitch.
- Want to buy the new 16 valve Lada?
- 4 in the engine, 12 in the radio.
- How do you recognise a Lada Sport?
- When the driver is wearing running shoes.
- What do you call a Lada with twin exhaust pipes?
- A wheelbarrow.
- What do you call a Lada with automatic windows?
- A toll booth.
- Why do Ladas have a rear wash wipe ?
- To remove the flies that crash into them.
- Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?
- To keep your hands warm whilst pushing them.
- Why do Ladas need two spare wheels ?
- So you can cycle home.
- A guy goes into his local garage and asks "Do you have a windscreen wiper for my Lada???"
- "Sounds like a fair swap" replied the man in the garage.
- What do you get if you fit a turbocharger to a Lada ?
- A Kei car.
- LADA CARS
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whats a lada? lols.
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Originally posted by pewpew:
whats a lada? lols.
some crappy make of a Russian car, they sold a model here before in the late 80s..
THE LADA SAMARA (1300 & 1500)
they never survived long enough to see the millennium
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lol..
interesting kinda jokes..
only a certain grp of ppl wld understand
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i watch TG, i understand it perfectly
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada
doesnt seem too crappy a car to me.
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pretty funny
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Originally posted by dibilo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada
doesnt seem too crappy a car to me.
try one and you will know ;)
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quite abstract