Neighbours have Sex Until VERY LOUD...& I knocked (LOL!)
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I used to have this middle aged woman living next to me. She is a widow, but I think she did bring home guys to bang.
Correction: to BANG!
I would see different guys leaving her apartment every morning.
SLUT
Everytime they were on it, I would be able to hear them. It usually starts around midnight. And the woman always sounded like she was shitting, or having diarrhea...
(*imagine the sound of a person having diarrhea* i cant imitate it here because no podcasts yet.)
Basically it goes like.... "Oh yeah baby, oooh oohh ahhh ahhh, ugh ugh, oh yes! yes! AHHH!!!"
So intense one meh?
I couldn't hear much of the guy though.
At one point in time, I thought it would be fun if I were to interrupt them a little.
I went up to their doorstep... It was like going near a speaker. The sex sounds got so loud, they permeate the door. It was like they were fucking in my ear.In the midst of the oohs and ahhhs, I knocked, in a strange rhythm....
"oohh, oh yes! Ugh!!! Baby!!!"
*Knock knock*
*Moans stopped abruptly**silence filled the night*
" Who's there?!!" the woman asked apprehensively from within.
I giggled and hurried back to my unit.
I'd call this the Ultimate Knock Knock Joke. -
that wasn't funny on epic proportions.
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lolx....u are direct wor
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Originally posted by SBS7484P:
that wasn't funny on epic proportions.
at least the neighbours tio own xD -
Originally posted by jayh272416:
at least the neighbours tio own xD
no pic, no vid, don't even know if it's a true story or not.for all we know, might be clone
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its viciouscycle de clone, hes such a loser. posting such fake stories.
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ok lah...he posted it in the joke forum so meant to be "joke"...
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-_- this 'joke'
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ban him please..