A strange young fellow from Leeds,
Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of fine grass,
Sprouted out of his ass,
And his balls were covered with weeds.
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Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
"The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs."
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There once was a young man named Gene,
Who invented a screwing machine,
Concave and convex,
It served either sex,
And it played with itself in between.
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There was an old man of Newport,
Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a prick, it's a wart!"
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There was a young girl named Sapphire,
Who succumbed to her lover's desire,
She said: "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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There was a young student called Jones,
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans,
By his wonderful knowledge,
Acquired in college,
Of nineteen erogenous zones.
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Ginger from County of Dade,
Said, "I think that it's time I got laid.
My vibrator can tingle,
But it's not cunnilingual,
And that's how orgasms are made."
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There was a young lady from Brewster,
Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin,
And my finger slipped in,
And it still just don't smell like it used ter.
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There once was a man from Australia,
Who went on a wild bacchanalia.
He buggered a frog,
Two mice, and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia.
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There was a young lady of Arden,
Who sucked off ol' Bob in the garden.
He asked, "You old ho' ,
Where does all that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- Beg pardon?"
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On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With their hand stuck down into their pants.
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There was a young fellow from Florida,
Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, "God strike me dead,
This isn't a cunt, it's a corridor!"
lol!
LOL! Great stuff!
There was a man from Madras,
Who had balls made out of brass.
In a stormy weather,
they clanged together,
And sparks came out from his ass.
There was a man from Brazil,
who swallowed an atomic pill.
His left nut exploded,
right one corroded,
And his dick landed on a hill.
lol.
Originally posted by Shotgun:There was a man from Madras,
Who had balls made out of brass.
In a stormy weather,
they clanged together,
And sparks came out from his ass.There was a man from Brazil,
who swallowed an atomic pill.
His left nut exploded,
right one corroded,
And his dick landed on a hill.
Nice one
LOL
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