Prawn and The Cod
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One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
"I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian.
As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed & I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."If u say this joke is reposted, it was originally posted by me 2-3 years ago
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sibeh cold... haha
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wah?
dun get it
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okie
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lol finally got it.
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don't get it..
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catch no ball. someone care explaining?
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sibeh cold!
lousy joke! >=(
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Lol, christian doesn't know justin became a prawn again
so christian would think what justin said was not real
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still dont get it. fuck.
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"It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed & I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."
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It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed & I've found God. I'm a born-again christian." -
hmm corny joke leh...
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Corny but funny!
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Originally posted by Agenda:
Lol, christian doesn't know justin became a prawn again
so christian would think what justin said was not real
lol fail.