I am a lighthouse.

• MooKu

  16 Jan 09, 01:33

  I hope this has not been posted before.

  Two battleships assigned to the training squadron had been at sea on maneuvers in heavy weather off the California coast for  several days. As night fell, the captain noticed the patchy fog and decided to remain on the bridge.
  Shortly after dark, the lookout on the wing of the bridge reported, "Light. Bearing on the starboard bow".
  "Is it steady or moving astern?" the captain asked.
  The lookout replied, "Steady, captain," which meant the battleship was on a collision course with the other ship.
  The captain called to the signalman, "Signal that ship. You are on a collision course.   Advise you alter course 20 degrees."
  Back came the answering signal, "Advisable that you change course 20 degrees."
  The captain said, "Send another message. I am a senior captain. Change course 20 degrees."
  "I am a seaman second class," came the reply, "Change your course at once."
  The officer was furious. He spat out, "We are a battleship squadron. Change your course 20 degrees."
  The flashing light replied, "I am a lighthouse."
  The squadron changed course.

• Herzog_Zwei

  16 Jan 09, 01:56

  Originally posted by MooKu:

  I hope this has not been posted before.

  Two battleships assigned to the training squadron had been at sea on maneuvers in heavy weather off the California coast for  several days. As night fell, the captain noticed the patchy fog and decided to remain on the bridge.
  Shortly after dark, the lookout on the wing of the bridge reported, "Light. Bearing on the starboard bow".
  "Is it steady or moving astern?" the captain asked.
  The lookout replied, "Steady, captain," which meant the battleship was on a collision course with the other ship.
  The captain called to the signalman, "Signal that ship. You are on a collision course.   Advise you alter course 20 degrees."
  Back came the answering signal, "Advisable that you change course 20 degrees."
  The captain said, "Send another message. I am a senior captain. Change course 20 degrees."
  "I am a seaman second class," came the reply, "Change your course at once."
  The officer was furious. He spat out, "We are a battleship squadron. Change your course 20 degrees."
  The flashing light replied, "I am a lighthouse."
  The squadron changed course.

  Variation of something posted before.

• MooKu

  16 Jan 09, 02:02

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Variation of something posted before.

  Oh noes.

  No wonder there were views but nobody laughed.

  Thanks for not hurting my feelings, eberybirdie.

• oldbreadstinks

  16 Jan 09, 02:12

  Originally posted by MooKu:

  Oh noes.

  No wonder there were views but nobody laughed.

  Thanks for not hurting my feelings, eberybirdie.

  well when i first read this joke i did laugh but then i got to know like 4-5 Variations

• Patrik

  16 Jan 09, 03:01

  I no read b4.

• maskedangel

  16 Jan 09, 15:19

  lol gd repost

• Twincat

  16 Jan 09, 15:23

  haha i first time read this, kenna tio pwned...

• Detached

  16 Jan 09, 18:18

  LOLOLOL

  FUNNY AS HELL

• MooKu

  16 Jan 09, 18:34

  Originally posted by Detached:

  LOLOLOL

  FUNNY AS HELL

  aww man.

  thanks darling

• Detached

  16 Jan 09, 18:35

  Originally posted by MooKu:

  aww man.

  thanks darling

  

  And I meant it

• MooKu

  16 Jan 09, 18:36

  Originally posted by Detached:

  

  And I meant it

  Okies.

• Shotgun

  17 Jan 09, 14:55

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePi4dieDS8Y

  Irish Lighthouse vs US NAVY

• jayh272416

  17 Jan 09, 23:42

  LOL

• Stage

  17 Jan 09, 23:46

  Originally posted by jayh272416:

  LOL

  u are the lousiest lighthouse in the world.

• pewpew

  18 Jan 09, 00:53

  posted before