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kohxingxia87?
Originally posted by [J]erry:kohxingxia87?
That's the guy who said he wants guys to have sex with him right?
Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:
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This happened to my cousin's friend. A while ago, during holidays, my cousin and his friends rented a chalet in Changi.
That night, they decided to cycle down to Changi Village to look @ transvestites.
When the friends reached the carpark area (where most of the transvestites 'hang out'), they decided to get off their bikes to take a walk along the 'tranny stretch of road'.
Then one of my cousin's friend spotted a chio-looking (girl?) a few meters away from him, and whistled.
It heard the boy's whistle,turned it's head, smiled and advanced toward my cousin's friend.
In a Man's Voice... "Hey boy,why u whistle? Wanna play with me ar ???"
"Haha, no la", the boy shrugged
The girl's voice was deeper than the boy's...
What happened next took that guy by surprise...
Out of a sudden that pretty girl reached into the boy's bermudas and grabbed his testicles with her sharp manicured fingers.
"Ow! F*** u! Let Go!"
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" a wave of sinister laughter emerged from the girl's huge, resonating Adam's Apple.
"*****! Let go of my lam pa!!!!"
"Eh, Cao Arc KuA! Let's go him or we will break your ass!"
The girl shot them the defiant look.
"We will count to 3, don't let go and you'll be sorry"
"3...2..."
The girl let go off his balls, finally.
The victimised boy hurriedly backed away and checked for the extent of damage done.
"**** off lah!"
"Yeah **** off! Or we will really whoop your ass!"
The girl then strutted away with a smug look on her face.I heard she even licked her fingers and mumbled "Mmmmm...Finger licking good." She was wearing 6 inch heels...
Don't screw with trannies!
FYI: all Trannies at Changi secretly carry a pen knife underneath their stilettos and would use them to hack off your testicles should you ever mess with them.
This's wat i call kids.
Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:
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( Wall of text, but ENJOY it in it's full entirety)
This happened to my cousin's friend. A while ago, during holidays, my cousin and his friends rented a chalet in Changi.
That night, they decided to cycle down to Changi Village to look @ transvestites.
When the friends reached the carpark area (where most of the transvestites 'hang out'), they decided to get off their bikes to take a walk along the 'tranny stretch of road'.
Then one of my cousin's friend spotted a chio-looking (girl?) a few meters away from him, and whistled.
It heard the boy's whistle,turned it's head, smiled and advanced toward my cousin's friend.
In a Man's Voice... "Hey boy,why u whistle? Wanna play with me ar ???"
"Haha, no la", the boy shrugged
The girl's voice was deeper than the boy's...
What happened next took that guy by surprise...
Out of a sudden that pretty girl reached into the boy's bermudas and grabbed his testicles with her sharp manicured fingers.
"Ow! F*** u! Let Go!"
Click here to View Paint Comic
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" a wave of sinister laughter emerged from the girl's huge, resonating Adam's Apple.
"*****! Let go of my lam pa!!!!"
"Eh, Cao Arc KuA! Let's go him or we will break your ass!"
The girl shot them the defiant look.
"We will count to 3, don't let go and you'll be sorry"
"3...2..."
The girl let go off his balls, finally.
The victimised boy hurriedly backed away and checked for the extent of damage done.
"**** off lah!"
"Yeah **** off! Or we will really whoop your ass!"
The girl then strutted away with a smug look on her face.I heard she even licked her fingers and mumbled "Mmmmm...Finger licking good." She was wearing 6 inch heels...
Don't screw with trannies!
FYI: all Trannies at Changi secretly carry a pen knife underneath their stilettos and would use them to hack off your testicles should you ever mess with them.
Aiyo... so obscene.
Originally posted by STOMPVEECEE:
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( Wall of text, but ENJOY it in it's full entirety)
This happened to my cousin's friend. A while ago, during holidays, my cousin and his friends rented a chalet in Changi.
That night, they decided to cycle down to Changi Village to look @ transvestites.
When the friends reached the carpark area (where most of the transvestites 'hang out'), they decided to get off their bikes to take a walk along the 'tranny stretch of road'.
Then one of my cousin's friend spotted a chio-looking (girl?) a few meters away from him, and whistled.
It heard the boy's whistle,turned it's head, smiled and advanced toward my cousin's friend.
In a Man's Voice... "Hey boy,why u whistle? Wanna play with me ar ???"
"Haha, no la", the boy shrugged
The girl's voice was deeper than the boy's...
What happened next took that guy by surprise...
Out of a sudden that pretty girl reached into the boy's bermudas and grabbed his testicles with her sharp manicured fingers.
"Ow! F*** u! Let Go!"
Click here to View Paint Comic
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" a wave of sinister laughter emerged from the girl's huge, resonating Adam's Apple.
"*****! Let go of my lam pa!!!!"
"Eh, Cao Arc KuA! Let's go him or we will break your ass!"
The girl shot them the defiant look.
"We will count to 3, don't let go and you'll be sorry"
"3...2..."
The girl let go off his balls, finally.
The victimised boy hurriedly backed away and checked for the extent of damage done.
"**** off lah!"
"Yeah **** off! Or we will really whoop your ass!"
The girl then strutted away with a smug look on her face.I heard she even licked her fingers and mumbled "Mmmmm...Finger licking good." She was wearing 6 inch heels...
Don't screw with trannies!
FYI: all Trannies at Changi secretly carry a pen knife underneath their stilettos and would use them to hack off your testicles should you ever mess with them.
You call that a wall of text? Then obviously you haven't seen the forum signature of a Year 2000 sgForums user.
hahaha primary school kids now write their compositions online. lacks imagination. i give you 5/100.
Originally posted by R3D3V1L:hahaha primary school kids now write their compositions online. lacks imagination. i give you 5/100.
+5 for your drawing
-5 for your picture. -10 for your stupid story. -15 for posting this in joke forum. -100 for your stupidity.
who ask you all keh kiang. asking for it what.
Originally posted by pewpew:-5 for your picture. -10 for your stupid story. -15 for posting this in joke forum. -100 for your stupidity.
Awful rating. Give him some credit.
+1 for sympathy.
I think the joke is " This is a wall of text"
If this is a wall of text. What I wrote must be the great wall of China.
wow maybe u should try the tanny to know their feeling
whahahahahah
funny to hear this story
disturb ah kua - lose 1 ball
drawing looks like vambot
The joke is the drawing, issit??
The picture is damn funnie!
Originally posted by Master -_-:
T'is the best!
Originally posted by Master -_-:
hahhahaha.
ho ho...middle man will squeeze every thing out of you !
hahahahahahah
Changi pt no more ah kua long time liao la.
LOL. Damn funny.