At one game, an attractive young lady kept up a steady flow of threats against the umpire.
No matter what was happening on the field, she kept yelling, "Kill the
umpire!"
This went on for an hour.
Another spectator said, "Lady, the umpire hasn't done anything wrong."
The woman said, "He's my husband and he came home last night with
lipstick on his collar. KILL the umpire!!"
er..? catch no ball.
vampire she meant
huh.. still catch no ball.
Umpire is actually another name for the referee or the judge.