The secret box
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Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and there were three empty beer cans and $1800 cash. She closed the box and put it back.
At dinner, she looks to Bill and says, "Bill, I never looked in your box all 25 years, but I had to look today. The suspense was killing me. Though, I`m confused. Why three beer cans and $1800?"
He looks at her a few moments then tells her. "Hillary, every time I was unfaithful to you, I kept an empty beer can."
Hillary still looks puzzled." Ok Bill, I know the three times you were unfaithful. I`m hurt but that`s over with, But why $1800?"
Bill says," Well, every time the box got full, I went to recycling and kept the money."
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I don't get it.
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so he is a unfaithful person with many many affairs
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I went to recycling
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Originally posted by ditzy:
I don't get it.
there were only 3 cans of beer and $1800.
Everytime the box got full, bill took the empty cans to sell them to the garang guni and place the money back in the box. So now there are already $1800 in the box plus 3 empty cans. So how many times you think Bill was unfaithful?
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1 can is about 5 cents leh..
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actually you got the story reversed, it was hillary who kept the box, not bill...this joke came about after the monica blowjob incident...meant as a ridicule of bill....
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lols. nice.
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lol