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knowing when to quit

• Callan

  12 Jan 09, 18:14

  A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, 'I can't live
  with this anymore! It's too long.'
  
  The doctor replied, 'I can't do anything for you, but if you see the
  witch doctor in the forest, she can help you.'
  
  So, he went to the forest and saw the witch doctor. The witch doctor
  said, 'Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog there. Ask
  her to marry you..she'll say 'No'.. and you'll lose 5 inches off your
  member!'
  
  So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her,'Will you
  marry me?'
  'No!', she said. He lost 5 inches off his member!
  
  The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.
  So he asked the frog again, 'Will you marry me?'
  The frog said, 'No!'
  And the guy lost another 5 inches.
  
  He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be
  perfect.
  So he asked again, 'Will you marry me?'
  
  And the frog said, 'How many times do I have to tell you . .
  
  No ! No ! No !

• min_min

  12 Jan 09, 18:15

  now it become to small. greed is the word

• Jiemin

  13 Jan 09, 08:18

  Too much of everything is gonna be bad... For this instance... Mmm.... GL HF to his future partner then~

• Hey YO >+++( ~>

  13 Jan 09, 16:10

  now he no more penis 

• SBS7484P

  13 Jan 09, 16:14

  

• maskedangel

  14 Jan 09, 01:24

  lol

• seotiblizzard

  14 Jan 09, 01:26

  . Now he has a ... !!  

• Raraken

  14 Jan 09, 19:50

  Havent go negative lah. She say one more time, then will have.

• pewpew

  14 Jan 09, 19:54

  never mind la, then make the frog say yes three times. nice joke anyway.