Me,a Dork, TAUNTED an "ah beng" and pwned him.
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LOL, damn proud of myself. But what is a geh beng compared to Viciouscycle, the King of Wits.
Basically, an 'ah beng'(fake one,geh beng) tried to taunt me cos I was camwhoring. I turned the tables around instead and made him look like a total fool in front of people.
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If you saw me in real life, I look like those docile nice guy who won't fight back one you know. But today I was 'high', so I made it a point to go against a so called "ah beng" in school today.
My group members and myself went into an empty classroom to take photos for our story-boarding project. The class next to ours could see what was going on in our classroom. Because both rooms were only separated by a transparent glass pane.
I had to act out stupid and awkward things according to our storyboard in front of the digi-cam.
A guy from the class beside saw that and smirked. And he kept smirking. Then he said something to his friend sitting beside him and they both laughed.
This guy isn't really an 'ah beng' i think.
I guess he's just the typical poseur who dyes his hair. And he wore one earring. Appearence wise, he is... a bit ugly(goofy) looking.
"What's so funny?! You wanna see something really funny? Go look @ your FACE in the mirror! Cock-Face!! ", I thought.Lemme roughly draw how he looks like on Paint...
hmmm, i drew him to be pretty cute lehz
I then went up to the glass pane right in front of him, and stared into his face through the glass.
He grinned at me.
And I spotted his Gap tooth!
PIC
Wanting to give making fun of him a try, I pulled my face to look like his, bared my perfect set of teeth, and placed my finger on one of my tooth(imitating his gap tooth). Then I said hi to him through my "gap tooth".
Then I turned to my team members and greeted each one of them in an "old man's voice" with my "gap tooth".
(laughters,team members rolling on the floor)
yay it worked.
It seemed like we were luffing @ him through the glass.
The guy stared @ me, and I asked him how he lost his tooth.
He's OWNed.
He has really bad skin, I realized.(PIC)
Thus this was what I said (out loud).
"OMG, look @ his face, worse than mine!!! Totally rotten. I chickenpox that time also not so bad"
(laughters...)
Yay, my insult worked again.
"my face feels so smooth now, with his(**** face) next to me"
(chuckles...)
We were luffing@ him from through the glass pane, again.
That guy didn't look pleased.
Then my team mates became a little worried.
G:" Andy, you are dead!"
Me:" lols, what is he gonna do? Come over and put earrings on me?"
(laughters)
Me:"I don't wear earrings, but I can rip his out of his ear, and he will die of pain. Simple"
(laughters)
Me: What a gay looking earring he has, OMGOSH!!!
I stared @ his earrings and commented
(chuckles)
M: Ltr he beat u up how?
Me: Nah this is school, so I want him to beat me up so I can see him get expelled.
(laughters)
The rest of the time was spent throwing random put downs @ that guy on the other end of the glass.
ViciousCycle made some guy get his taste of his own medicine today. This blogger is kinda good with insults so dumb guys with stupid dyed hair really shouldnt offend me *sighs*
*smug*
And when it was time to leave, I went up to the glass & waved goodbye to him.
Ugh...Diva... or Mental. Someday, I'm gonna get beaten to death by gangsters for being a *****.
To my group members, if you are reading this, thanks for laughing just now, either @ my sheer madness or @ my comments about that guy.
Lols, I'm actually not like this.
Today just isn't the time I'm in the right frame of my mind. ^^
Omg I sound like an egotistical freak. -
It's lame. I don't see anything humourous imo.
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lol, you are such a pathetic loser. wait till you mess around with the real ones outside. see if u so daring or not.
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you sound like you were being downright ah beng yourself....
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you created an acount just for this?
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the drawings very cute leh. nobody else thinks so?
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ego stroking in progress.
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come on la u wet blankets, the drawings damn cute why nobody praise?
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Drawing damn weird leh, and VC make new account for what? Scared people dont read this ah?
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you didnt even have proof that he said anything bad about u. n u anyhow attack him.
bo liao.
grow up la.
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do u even know the meaning of camwhore?
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which school got that kind of weird classroom sia..
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er....
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u deserve a Mega Mac
