Another yellow joke by Fei Yu Qing...dunno you guys think funny or not...not funny dun blame me XD
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A teacher walks into a class for the usual lessons with the students. He walks in and is astonished to see a female student seated in front of class with legs wide open.
The teacher, not wanting to put it so obvious, hinted, "Excuse me, can you please close up your 'book'?"
The female student then retorted, "Sir, can you then put your 'pen' down?", surprising the teacher.
Afterwards, the student even said, "After school, if you want you can also 'write' on my 'book' with your 'pen'."
....... not funny and kinda funny at the same time.