The Talented boy
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It's the first day of school in Washington, DC a new student named Dagohoy, son of a Filipino immigrant, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher began, "Let's review some American history, class. Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death?'
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Dagohoy's who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good," said the teacher.
"Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,and for the people shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Dagohoy: "Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg, 1863," he said.
The teacher snaps at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed, Dagohoy who is new to our country knows more about our history than you do."
She hears a loud whisper from the back: "Screw the Filipinos." "Who said that?" she demanded. Dagohoy put his hand up. "General John Pershing, Manila, 1896."
At that point, Jack, another student says, "I'm going to puke."
The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Dagohoy answers, "George Bush, Sr. to theJapanese Prime Minister during the state dinner, Tokyo, 1991."
Now furious another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!!"
Dagohoy jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher at the top of his voice, "Bill Clinton toMonica Lewinsky, the Oval Office, 1997!!"
Someone shouts, "You little shit if you say anything else, I'll kill you." Dagohoy yells, "Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, Washington, D.C., 2001!"
The teacher fainted then someone says, "Oh shit, now we're really in big trouble!"
"Saddam Hussein, on the Iraq invasion, Bhagdad, May 2003!" Dagohoy bellowed.
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Lols.. history master.
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LOL
Nice
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nice.