Water parade
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This is my first time attempt so it may not be a good one, compared to the others.
After the whole day of training in the Nee Soon Camp, the recruits are asked to bring down their water bottle from their bunk and was given 3 mins to fall in in the parade square by their 3rd Sergeant Gay Kiam Soon. He instructed the Lance Corporals to fill up their water bottle to the full amount. He said, "LCP, better drink up because you are going for your ROD tomorrow so drink lots and lots of water." The Lance Corporals keep drinking until the whole bottle is left with nothing. 3rd Sergeant Gay Kiam Soon said "I can assure you that tomorrow, you will be at your top form for your ROD. And tomorrow, your girlfriends will be very proud of you that you have become a real man, and so tomorrow get your ass on tomorrow and fall in at the parade square at 6am for your PT eh but wait, tomorrow got PT right? Ah good, go fill up your water bottle again. As you know, I'm a good sergeant of yours I don't want you to die of dehydration. And also, lights out at 10pm today. Because I'm a good sergeant of yours and I want you to get plenty of sleep."
The next morning, 3rd Sergeant Gay Kiam Soon screamed at the Lance Corporal "I THOUGHT LIGHTS OUT AT 10PM LAST NIGHT, HOW COME ALL OF YOU FALL IN LIKE STUPID DEAD MONKEYS!!!??? AND YOU LCP TAN WEI JIE, ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH THAT KIND OF MONKEY FACE???!!!! CALLING YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT IS IT???!!!!!"
Lance Corporal Tan Wei Jie replyed: "Eh Sergeant, this is your fault leh. You yesterday tell us to drink so much water during the water parade until we all have to go to the toilet in and out for the whole night. How can we sleep well if we drink so much water last night. You let us sleep until about 10.30am so that we got full energy for the ROD later on."
3rd Sergeant Gay Kiam Soon screamed: "YOU THINK WHAT, ROD ALREADY THEN YOU TREAT THE CAMP AS PASIR RIS CHALET IS IT???!!!!!"
Lance Corporal Neo Hong Xuan replyed: "Eh, we didn't treat the camp as a chalet leh. Take a look at the bunk, no air-con, no place for BBQ, no TV, no handphone. Our breakfast can ask the WO to deliver the food to our bunk"
3rd Sergeant Gay Kiam Soon screamed again: "YOU THINK WHAT, NEE SOON CAMP IS RITZ-CALTON HOTEL IS IT!!!!!?????"
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Originally posted by Pentaxdude90:
Ao jokes are really funny when you are in the situation yourself.
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thx for trying but try harder next time.
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I finally laughed only when I saw the giant question mark.
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I finally laughed only when I saw the giant question mark.
I finally laughed only when I saw this comment.
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Originally posted by tiera:
I finally laughed only when I saw this comment.
I finally laughed only when I saw THIS comment
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/?? catch no ball. someone care to explain?
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Originally posted by pewpew:
/?? catch no ball. someone care to explain?
ts was telling u of his experience(i assumed).
some stuff would realli be funnie if u were there to experience it urself. cant be explain, especially with words. . .