The Israeli soldier

• PassiveIncome1

  7 Jan 09, 16:55

  Dan Rather, Katie Couric and an Israeli sergeant were all captured by
  terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he
  would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

  Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot
  spicy chili."

  The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili.
  Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

  Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end.  I want to take out my
  tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
  Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till
  the end."

  The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Couric
  dictated some comments.  She then said, "Now I can die happy."

  The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is
  your final wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the soldier."

  "What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No,
  I'm not kidding.  I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Israeli.

  So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass. The
  soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
  from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
  confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed
  the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead
  or fleeing for their lives.

  As the soldier was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, "Why
  didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to
  kick you in the ass first?"

  "What?" replied the Israeli, "And have you two report that I was the
  aggressor?

• yourmotherrr

  7 Jan 09, 19:34

  haha.

• Chris88110

  7 Jan 09, 19:55

  Typical, lol

• Jianye

  7 Jan 09, 20:28

   

  lol...damn sarcastic though

• Man!x

  7 Jan 09, 21:22

  supposed to be marine sergeant... an israeli wont last an hour in Iraq. Great joke though

• pewpew

  7 Jan 09, 21:38

  posted before.

• maskedangel

  8 Jan 09, 22:45

  haha

• BadzMaro

  8 Jan 09, 22:55

  hahaha... nice one man.  lol!

• PassiveIncome1

  28 Mar 09, 20:12

   

• Q.C.Pak

  28 Mar 09, 20:14

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  28 Mar 09, 22:58

  

• kilfer

  28 Mar 09, 23:02

  

• lianamaster

  29 Mar 09, 09:59

  

• jayh272416

  29 Mar 09, 17:53

  still nice 

• yourmotherrr

  29 Mar 09, 20:16

  ok
• geek in a box

  1 Jun 09, 16:44

  Originally posted by Man!x:

  supposed to be marine sergeant... an israeli wont last an hour in Iraq. Great joke though

  
  Oh you are so wrong.

• Hellraiza

  1 Jun 09, 16:47

  Originally posted by Man!x:

  supposed to be marine sergeant... an israeli wont last an hour in Iraq. Great joke though

  
  oh and you could.
• Tbee

  1 Jun 09, 20:09

  :)

• Uraniumfish

  2 Jun 09, 23:14

  lol

• PassiveIncome1

  4 Jul 09, 22:05

  

• yourmotherrr

  5 Jul 09, 10:47

  Smart move. lol.