"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper", the irate customer
calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her
Sunday edition was.
"Ma'am," said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by some muttering, "Well, darn .. So
that's why no one was at church today."
lols, pwned.