'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur
'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.' - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Marine Recruit
'If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him.' - USAF Ammo Troop
'Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.'
'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
The three most common expressions, in aviation are:
'Why is it doing that?'
'Where are we?', and
'Oh Shit!'
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives; the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, 'What happened?' The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I only just got here myself!'
Originally posted by GIB:
'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Marine Recruit
'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
'If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him.' - USAF Ammo Troop
dunnoe whether this funny or not... from CoD4 :
" It is not advisable to eject over the area you just bombed" - USAF
Here's a nice and philosophical one created by me:
"You cannot keep time, neither can u lose time. Time will just fade away without u even knowing it."