NY Eve, AUNT Urged Me to Hit On a Girl @ Church!
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On New Year's Eve, My AUNT Urged Me to Hit On a Girl @ the Church????
There was a mass of some sort at my aunt's church on New Year's Eve and my aunt invited us. They provided free buffet, so being cheapos, we went.
When it was time for a song performance by the youth group, my aunt pointed to a "sorta pretty" girl in the group and say that I should ask for her number.
LOL.... Shocked?
Then after the mass, church goers were to shake hands or even hug each other, and say things like "Thanks for being here, sister/brother".
My aunt suggested I go over to that girl to... shake her hand/hug her and say "Thanks for being here, sister."
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*screams*
She was like "Go! gooooo!!! Leave her your number!"
lolxxxx
Then... (Brace yourself)
she said
"Why u so serious, this one is play play only mah, DISCO oso liddat"
lol my aunt still goes to DISCO. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Stuck in the 80s.
Noooooo.... i din do what she say k.............
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Reason why I didn't do what my aunt tell me to do...
*cracking up into laughters*
Zomg!!! this is a total joke.
I don't wanna get
A
Tight
SLAP!
lolx who am I? Go to force hug people?
If Rain or [ insert hot male celeb's name] force hug a girl in church, the girl will give up Christ and follow him home.
If I force hug a girl in church, the following will happen...
Mass Ends, Pastor urged everyone to shake each other's hand and say 'thank you'.
(After hugging and saying thank you to Girl)
Girl: Err... Thanks, who are you?
Me: I'm Andy, here's my number...
Girl: *Ignores* *Walk toward the exit*
Me: Eh! Wait! Where you going !!! *runs after Girl*
Lolzzzzz, funny or not?
Okay here's really why I don't hit on girl(s). It's freaking embarrassing !!! And being in Mass Comn. , I see so many girls everyday in class, so that one girl at church is really nothing... *makes a face*
If you see every pretty girl you meet and ask for her number, won't you be like very desperate? Never see pretty girls before?
Lols, maybe because my mum and sis are both pretty, so chio-ness isn't that much of a hype to me.
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What are you smoking man?
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Are you asking us to guess which church it is?
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Originally posted by rey619:
What are you smoking man?
x2
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Originally posted by rey619:
What are you smoking man?
x3
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ts has the hots for mum and sis too. but i agree that being in mass comm has alot of pretty and outspoken girls.
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Originally posted by Unknown_X:
ts has the hots for mum and sis too. but i agree that being in mass comm has alot of pretty and outspoken girls.
mass comm girls? too noisy.
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Originally posted by sinicker:
mass comm girls? too noisy.
This is even funnier then the joke
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wowo i wan to join~!!!!
come bring me to this church~!!!!!!!
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So the joke was you tried to pick someone up because <insert all the lame aunt excuses> and you got rejected in your face - but it didn't matter because you really didn't give a flying hoot?
Okok, you're such an alpha male - hope that nursed your wounded ego a li'l
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eh TS intro ur sis leh..
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Girl: Err... Thanks, who are you?
Me: I'm Andy, here's my number...
Girl: *Ignores* *Walk toward the exit*
Me: Eh! Wait! Where you going !!! *runs after Girl*This is funny ! =]
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In times like this, I suggest this book to u...
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
In times like this, I suggest this book to u...
LOL nice one.
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catch no balls really...
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TS should give me his sister and mother hp number
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Originally posted by rey619:
What are you smoking man?
weed...
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
the finger damn.. fat
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Catch no ball.
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no ball catch.
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epic fail. look at the way you post a story, how immature.
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hi jaryl's friend
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this is what you call a joke ah