Playing golf

• PassiveIncome1

  1 Jan 09, 09:54

  A gentleman is playing golf one fine afternoon. On the 11th tee he
  violently slices his ball into the buttercup field. After spending the
  allotted 5 minutes he finally finds his ball. Upon addressing the ball
  for his next shot he hears, "Don't you dare ruin my buttercups."
  Ignoring this he addresses the ball again, and one more time he hears
  the same voice.

  "Who is that?" he asks.

  "This is Mother Nature and if you take your ball out of the buttercups
  I will give you all the butter you want for the rest of your life."

  "That's fine," he says. "But where were you on No. 5 when I was in the
  pussy willows?

• jayh272416

  1 Jan 09, 11:03

  haha. nice one.

• pewpew

  1 Jan 09, 16:23

  haha..

• yourmotherrr

  1 Jan 09, 18:32

  haha.

• maskedangel

  1 Jan 09, 23:30

  

• burndog85

  2 Jan 09, 15:59

  LOL ... funny one.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  5 Jan 09, 14:31