Aries: You tend to be headstrong and deliberate
in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone.
Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the
type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.
Taurus: Warm and caring are your most endearing
characteristics. You get on well with most people because
you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you
constantly smell of piss.
Gemini: Your star sign denotes an air of duality
in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic.
A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill himself
to win a bet.
Cancer: You have a businesslike attitude to life
and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard
who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You
are likely to be murdered.
Leo: The adventurous type, always looking for
thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid.
You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to
anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
Virgo: You like the good things in life and you
know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and
you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the
majority of Virgo women are whores.
Libra: You are the forgiving type and you don't
bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life
people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go
to your funeral.
Scorpio: You are sharp, a quick thinker and good
at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw
small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a
stunt performer with no helmet.
Sagittarius: You are the romantic mushy type, soft-
hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch
pornography and sex toys. You are even willing to rent Sleepless In
Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.
Capricorn: You are deep and personal in your thoughts,
the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual.
Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
Aquarius: You are the academic type and will probably
end up working in the legal system. This means you are an
absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual
partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
Pisces: You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best
of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a
dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living
moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
Happy New Year!
to all posters, pls bear in mind.
haha. thats really funny!