Okay, these aren't really THAT funny, but here goes.
* Customer: "Well, I just want to know if I load this disk into my
computer, won't other people be able to get into my computer and access
everything I have in there?"
* Tech Support: "No, that's not possible."
* Customer: "You see it on the TV all the time."
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Customer: "I think I've broken my computer! There's a message across
the screen that says: 'It is now safe to turn off your PC.' WHAT SHOULD
I DO?!?!"
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A
customer called saying he was getting an error in Windows 95. He told
me what the error was, and I recognized this as a typical error that
occurs after installing MS Office 97.
* Tech Support: "Sir, did you just install Office 97?"
* Customer: "YOU'RE IN MY COMPUTER, AREN'T YOU?????" (click)
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The
second day I worked doing phone tech support, I was called by an
elderly woman who was sobbing and panicked. After spending twenty
minutes getting her calmed down, I finally found out what her problem
was. She had been on the Internet and recieved the ever-popular message
"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut
down." Immediately afterward, she had heard police sirens down the road
and thought, "They're coming to lock me up!"
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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
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# Customer: "There are smoke and flames coming from my computer."
# Tech Support: "Uh, hang up, unplug the computer from the wall, and call the local fire department."
# Customer: "That's not the problem. I need to know how to do a backup. Fastest possible method.
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* Customer: "How fast will my COM ports go?"
* Tech Support: "How hard can you throw your computer?"
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I
work in the IT department of a local hospital. One night at 3am, I got
a call that one of the PCs in reception had been shut down, and they
couldn't switch it back on. I described how to power it up over the
phone, but it was no use. So I drove in, walked up to the PC, and
pressed the little gray button on the front.
* Receptionist: "How did you do that???"
* Me: "I just switched the power on."
* Receptionist: "Ah well, we're not as computer literate as you."
Okay, these aren't really THAT funny, but here goes.
That explains all la pewpew. Anyways, good try.
thats why i iput a disclaimer first. go read the IRC ones, they are better,