The Perfect Woman
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Here's the remake of a pretty old one...
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 40, and am looking for a woman with very big breasts.
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lol.. the 31 was the best
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Err.. why 40 then want big breasts ? to rest your head on them? or to drink milk everyday?
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granted except she will have big saggy ugly breasts
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that wouldn't be a matter when he is around 60 and hopes for that
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you should just start with a 12 year old with boobies but tehn again you would be labelled as a pedophile. Then, you can dance with M. Jackson.
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LOL!
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. Hahahaha. Wtf. Some people dont get it.
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i sure goddamn dun...
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I like 28 best