Smart boy
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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman
hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as
well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t
it?”“Yes it is,” the man replies.
“You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy asks.
“No thanks,” the man replies.
“I think you do want to buy a baseball,” the little extortionist
continues.“OK. How much?” the man replies after considering the position he
is in.“Twenty-five dollars,” the little boy replies.
“TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!” the man repeats incredulously, but complies
to protect his hidden position.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she
hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the
closet with her little boy.“It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” the boy starts off.
“Yes it is,” replies the man.
“Wanna buy a baseball glove?” the little boy asks.
“OK. How much?” the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage.“Fifty dollars,” the boy replies and the transaction is,
begrudgingly, completed.The next weekend, the little boy’s father says “Hey, son. Go get
your ball and glove and we’ll play some catch.”“I can’t. I sold them,” replies the little boy.
“How much did you get for them?” asks the father, expecting to
hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.“Seventy-five dollars,” the little boy says.
“SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That’s thievery! I’m taking you to the
church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for
forgiveness”, the father explains as he hauls the child away.At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws
the curtain, sits down, and says “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”“Don’t you start that shit again…” Father David says.
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LOL!!!!
Actually posted before -
LOL. good one.
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haha! good one.
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LOL heard that one before.
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LOL
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AHAHA
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Hahaha... it's dark here isn't it
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hahah this is funny
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this one confirm posted b4... but still good...
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read this before but nonetheless always cracks me up
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