A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good
morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."
"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't
be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poop all
over her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove
all traces of this horse poop from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a mighty good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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