Three women: Engaged, Married and Mistress, chatting and decided to spice up their love lives. All agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.
After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes.
Engaged: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
Mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."
Married: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me, he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"
heard before but still
not bad not bad
Read it before.
?? The same 3 women lor. What's the joke about?
posted before
ok lah ... not bad
its not not bad... hahahaha