Funeral Procession

• soleachip

  27 Dec 08, 07:17

  One day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.

   

  Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.

   

  “My wife,” the man replied.

   

  “I’m sorry,” said Dave. “What happened to her?”

   

  “My dog bit her and she died.” Dave then asked who was in the second hearse.

   

  The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”

   

  “Can I borrow your dog?”

   

  “Get in line,” replied the man.

• maskedangel

  27 Dec 08, 10:45

  

• jayh272416

  27 Dec 08, 11:06

  good one.

• yourmotherrr

  27 Dec 08, 14:47

  i would love to Q up as well.
• jesslyn1992

  27 Dec 08, 15:10

  HAHA

• xstryker

  27 Dec 08, 15:11

  Originally posted by jesslyn1992:

  HAHA

  lol jesslyn you sound like my friend also '92 de

• gunner77

  27 Dec 08, 15:59

  

• limpper

  27 Dec 08, 16:04

  i don understand leh

• sand king

  27 Dec 08, 23:26

  Originally posted by limpper:

  i don understand leh

  All the guys following the funeral procession are in que to borrow the dog to kill their wife and mother in-law.

• QX179R

  27 Dec 08, 23:28

  

• LorD L@nCe

  29 Dec 08, 14:55

  seems read before but still funny nonetheless

• yourmotherrr

  29 Dec 08, 18:34

  get me those horses for Xmas please.

• Hey YO >+++( ~>

  30 Dec 08, 17:09

  NICE