Chicken Story
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A farmer rears 25 young hens & 1 old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought 1 young cock from the market.
Old Cock: Welcome to join me. We will work together towards productivity.
Young Cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young Cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old Cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have 1 hen and if I lose, you will have all.
Young Cock: OK. What kind of competition?
Old Cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you'll allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young Cock: No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning.Confidently, the following morning, the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10 meters' mark the Young Cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old Cock in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, "Bang!"......before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell! This is the 5th GAY chickrn I've bought this week!"
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I think posted before?
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Originally posted by jayh272416:
I think posted before?
really ar?
if true, paiseh ar.. lol
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lol!!! still funny nonetheless.
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the old cock is so clever...using's the farmer's gun to eliminate a thread to it's rice bowl...jiang hai shi lao de la
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lol.
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old cocks more experienced ma
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cock sia lol
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but why gay chicken ?
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jie dao sha ren
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Originally posted by 93'guy:
but why gay chicken ?
chase the old cock mah -
young cock would have survived if he is
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姜还是�的辣
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Originally posted by 93'guy:
but why gay chicken ?
If the cock was gay ... how the hell would the chickens lay eggs ??? Hello ... -
old cock really lau tiko...
young cock is like got courage but no brains