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"I kissed A...DustBin", Dawn Yan...

• ViciousCycle

  24 Dec 08, 01:58

  SgPaper Entertainment News:
  Local pin up hot babe, Dawn YAN. revealed that on days she feels blue, she would take a walk around East Coast Park, and kiss every dustbin she sees along the pavement.
  "At night, things are a little different.,, I switch to kissing lamp-posts"
  
  Stares from passer-bys
  "Yeah, I get a lot of stares every-time, but who cares...they don't know me..."
  
  What her mum says
  "It's sad to see her like this. She has been acting really weird ever since her boyfriend broke up with her"
  
  The Break-up
  When asked, Dawn revealed that the break up happened last year, when her then-boyfriend, Micheal, discovered one of her boobs is fake.
  
  Michael has since left and went on to date another local hot stuff, Wendy.
  
  Dawn ended the interview abruptly, when a really attractive dustbin caught her sight.

• pewpew

  24 Dec 08, 11:18

  er, is this supposed to be funny?

• thehappybunny

  24 Dec 08, 11:22

  

• Daisuke-kun

  24 Dec 08, 11:53

   pity my braincells...

• annoy-you-must

  24 Dec 08, 12:33

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

   pity my braincells...

  
  Lol...

  If I have brain cancer I probably should read this 'joke'.

• 93'guy

  24 Dec 08, 12:48

  phail .

• OneWithTheForce

  24 Dec 08, 12:49

  I thought it was quite imaginative.

   

   

• ORIGAMIST

  24 Dec 08, 12:52

  somehow I find it hard to laugh ...

• bus555

  24 Dec 08, 12:53

  is that another version of katy perry's i kiss a girl lol

• MrCloneMaster

  24 Dec 08, 16:20

  Am i in the right forum eh??

• gunner77

  24 Dec 08, 16:22

  

• Saltiga

  24 Dec 08, 21:55

  farker make me waste 15sec of my life..ccb...

• QX179R

  24 Dec 08, 21:59

  TS doesn't deserve a mega mac for this post..

• Prophecy_Master

  24 Dec 08, 22:18

  

• Prophecy_Master

  24 Dec 08, 22:23

  

• Prophecy_Master

  24 Dec 08, 22:23

  

  sry, double post.

• ~N3RD~

  25 Dec 08, 09:07

  

• raxx

  25 Dec 08, 13:49

  Originally posted by ViciousCycle:

  SgPaper Entertainment News:
  Local pin up hot babe, Dawn YAN. revealed that on days she feels blue, she would take a walk around East Coast Park, and kiss every dustbin she sees along the pavement.
  "At night, things are a little different.,, I switch to kissing lamp-posts"
  
  Stares from passer-bys
  "Yeah, I get a lot of stares every-time, but who cares...they don't know me..."
  
  What her mum says
  "It's sad to see her like this. She has been acting really weird ever since her boyfriend broke up with her"
  
  The Break-up
  When asked, Dawn revealed that the break up happened last year, when her then-boyfriend, Micheal, discovered one of her boobs is fake.
  
  Michael has since left and went on to date another local hot stuff, Wendy.
  
  Dawn ended the interview abruptly, when a really attractive dustbin caught her sight.

  
  ts sure got a 'different' sense of humour

• yourmotherrr

  25 Dec 08, 22:45

  TS is a phucking failure.