smart salesman
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A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
WTF?!, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?" -
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dun find it funny leh......... :(
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give TS some credit leh..
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lol.
don have to lah.
funny = laugh
not funny = don laugh.
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for me i will punch the guy, smash the brownie in his face, n go to a pharmacy n buy a small bottle of mouthwash for $5
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why wld u eat food offered to you by a weird guy who tries to sell u $200 mouthwash?
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lol good sales tactic
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kam lan
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The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them
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maybe it was meant to be witty not funny. nerd is just putting TS down/
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at least good try lah....
laugh @ the man 's stupidity