Some jokes
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I got my wife a vibrator for her birthday. She's done nothing but moan ever since.
Thousands of police officers are to be armed with Taser stun guns. I think that's really shocking.
After doing a spot of DIY, I came to realise that wallpapering is a lot like sex.
The drier it gets, the harder and faster you have to do it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
My wife used to think that FHM and Maxim were pornography. But then she found my real stash.
After Sarkozy's recent contribution of troops to Iraq , I now perfectly understand why the insurgents are showing absolutely no signs of giving up. Well, YOU wouldn't want to be the first to lose to the French, would you?
I heard some of my son's friends call my wife a MILF. I found out this means mothers I'd like to fuck. So when I heard my teenage daughter's friends say your dad's FILF, I got a right stiffy. But it turns out that they found my porn collection.
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lol.
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Originally posted by GIB:
I heard some of my son's friends call my wife a MILF. I found out this means mothers I'd like to fuck. So when I heard my teenage daughter's friends say your dad's FILF, I got a right stiffy. But it turns out that they found my porn collection.
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. Pun intended.
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yea the first few were puns
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funny funny
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lol
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eee why u call can laugh me cannot laugh leh -.- so sad T_T sobbb~~~
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Originally posted by Doraemonboi:
eee why u call can laugh me cannot laugh leh -.- so sad T_T sobbb~~~
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Originally posted by QX179R:
LOL LOL LOL FINALLY LAUGH
who gona eat that -.-