tribal torture

• sportsman411

  11 Dec 08, 13:36

  a private jet with no passengers except the pilot and his assitant was on board, they were flying over a tropical island. Storms broke out and a bolt of lighting hit them. The plane crash landed in the jungles.

  obviously not knowing where they were, both of them decided to venture out to find food and water. And along the way, they bumped into a 20-strong tribe.

  with no route or way to escape, they surrendered themselves. the tribe cheif came up to them and said "we will not kill you, but give you a simple torture. but before your torture, i will need both of you to gather 10 of the same fruits for me."

  with haste, both the pilot and the assistant went lookinf for fruits. The pilot came back first with 10 lychees. looking pleased, the chief asked the pilot to bend over and pull down his pants and underwear. knowing his imminent fate, the pilot did so reluctantly. and so, the chief took the lychees and put it into his arse one by one.  at the first 4, the pilot did not make any noise or signs of pain. so, the chief decided to force them in harder. but still no noise. at the 8th lychee, the pilot started to laugh like it was his last laugh of his life.

  so the chief asked "what so funny? dont you feel any pain"? the pilot then pointed to the direction of the forest..

  and there they saw the assistant walking out with 10 durians

• jayh272416

  11 Dec 08, 13:41

  LOL WTF

• SBS n SMRT

  11 Dec 08, 13:42

  hear b4 liao

• QX179R

  11 Dec 08, 13:45

  

• maskedangel

  11 Dec 08, 14:06

  heard before, but still good (:

• Afrasastrasz

  11 Dec 08, 14:56

  lol

• limpper

  11 Dec 08, 16:25

  they are suppose to be dead when they fall from that plane to lane on that jungle.

• eagle

  11 Dec 08, 16:27

  Storms broke out and a bolt of lighting hit them

  In real life situations, I don't think lightning ever hit planes.

• Uraniumfish

  11 Dec 08, 16:31

  In one documentary, I heard that if lightning hit a plane, it will not be affected. Some intelligent design probably.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  11 Dec 08, 16:47

  tio owned...

• ~N3RD~

  11 Dec 08, 17:03

  ... modified

• pewpew

  11 Dec 08, 20:23

  so OLD liao

• Pentaxdude90

  11 Dec 08, 21:00

  

• Haruhiko

  11 Dec 08, 21:19

  haha i've heard this joke before too. but still, it's a nice one. thanks for sharing.

• udontknowme

  12 Dec 08, 00:44

  in the old one that i heard, it was 100 cherries.

  and 100 durians

  hurhur.

  but then hor......how does one carry 100 durians?????????

• seotiblizzard

  12 Dec 08, 05:51

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  in the old one that i heard, it was 100 cherries.

  and 100 durians

  hurhur.

  but then hor......how does one carry 100 durians?????????

  
  Can put some in the pocket or the bag one mah.

• sportsman411

  22 Dec 08, 11:50

  haiss joke is a joke why must be logical. dont so straight forward la. better then i say some iraqis anti-jet missile hit them..zzz -.-

• Short Ninja

  22 Dec 08, 12:00

  Old joke but every joke should have a third person punchline for a better effect.

• Short Ninja

  22 Dec 08, 12:02

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  in the old one that i heard, it was 100 cherries.

  and 100 durians

  hurhur.

  but then hor......how does one carry 100 durians?????????

  
  Even tarzan knows how to operate a forklift these days

• eagle

  22 Dec 08, 13:36

  Originally posted by Uraniumfish:

  In one documentary, I heard that if lightning hit a plane, it will not be affected. Some intelligent design probably.

  Because the plane (when in the air) is not grounded, there's no potential difference and hence current cannot flow through the plane