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Now & Then

• 4sg

  8 Dec 08, 20:03

  One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..."
  
  "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."

• gunner77

  8 Dec 08, 22:18

  

• bambina

  8 Dec 08, 22:21

  "Nonsense, darling, now u need to lose more weight than before. I help you to eat then you can keep fit. I love you love you love you..."

• Pentaxdude90

  8 Dec 08, 22:45

  

• maskedangel

  8 Dec 08, 23:36

  

• ~N3RD~

  9 Dec 08, 08:44

  "Nonsense, darling," YO MAMA so fat that she ate all my breakfast, lunch and dinner..."

• caleb_chiang

  9 Dec 08, 09:35

  "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "i just love the food more."

• Xtremeants

  10 Dec 08, 14:18

  

  hahaa.

• fatone

  10 Dec 08, 21:13