YO MOMA

• sportsman411

  3 Dec 08, 16:50

  yes people its YO MOMA TIME!!! Post the best and most creative yo moma jokes here. dis each other or whatever. be as creative as possible!!

   

  lets warm things up

  yo moma so old that when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

• 93'guy

  3 Dec 08, 20:51

  and she caught a guy called sportsman411 by the pants .

• Pentaxdude90

  3 Dec 08, 20:55

  Yo momma so hungry, she ate sportsman411 with egg.

• Unknown_X

  3 Dec 08, 21:39

  yo momma so old, when she was younger, burger king was still a prince.

• Sjabsucks

  3 Dec 08, 22:29

  yo momma so fat that negi's byakugan cant see past her

   

• mamamamama

  3 Dec 08, 22:58

  yo momma so old that her breastmilk was powder.

• Raraken

  4 Dec 08, 13:58

  Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is bolognaise.

  Yo omma's so fat, she gives YOU a heart attack.

• tetsumi

  4 Dec 08, 19:33

  Yo momma is so old that history is known as current affairs back then
• beholdbehind

  4 Dec 08, 20:32

  yo mama so fat even ripley's wouldn't believe it

• purpledragon84

  4 Dec 08, 20:34

  Originally posted by tetsumi:

  Yo momma is so old that history is known as current affairs back then

  lol..!

• sand king

  4 Dec 08, 20:58

  Yo mama so fat, when she walked pass the tv I missed 10 episodes of CSI.
  
  Yo mama so fat, she couldn't fit into ECP,PIE and AYE so they built KPE.

• jayh272416

  4 Dec 08, 21:12

  yo momma so fat, she got on a bus and the bus broke down.

• bus555

  4 Dec 08, 21:14

  u know the ikea ad on the buses mrt etc right survery, my ans would be:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Yr moma lol

• Pentaxdude90

  4 Dec 08, 23:30

  Yo momma so fat, KFC use her for cooking oil.

• ChoCoChips

  4 Dec 08, 23:34

  yo mama so fat when she jump for joy

  she got stuck

• thehappybunny

  4 Dec 08, 23:38

  yo momma so fat, she protects us from UV rays

• ChoCoChips

  4 Dec 08, 23:42

  yo mama so old she died when i told her to act her own age

• maskedangel

  5 Dec 08, 14:49

  yo momma so fat, i ran out of gas trying to avoid driving into her

• dinky1409

  6 Dec 08, 01:06

  yo momma so fat, USA tried to conquer her to build oil rigs in her..

• dinky1409

  6 Dec 08, 01:09

  yo momma so fat, the airplane she's inside, became a submarine..

• MohamedF

  6 Dec 08, 01:12

  I don't find anything amusing about insulting people's mother...

• dinky1409

  6 Dec 08, 01:13

  yo momma so stupid, she bought curtains for her new windows vista

  yo momma so fat, she got a moon that revolves around her..

  yo momma so ugly, when she fell sick, they brought her to the monkeys' vet..

• teraexa

  6 Dec 08, 17:28

  Yo mama so fat, when she said "Let there be light.", God said, "Move aside."

• Pentaxdude90

  7 Dec 08, 09:54

  Originally posted by MohamedF:

  I don't find anything amusing about insulting people's mother...

  hey lighten up man!

• Prophecy_Master

  7 Dec 08, 23:37

  yo mama so fat, she needs a compass to find her arse hole.