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• ORIGAMIST

  3 Dec 08, 08:48

   

  You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even
  an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
  Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
  Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
  1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and ! 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took  a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
  
  10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

• Noahtay

  3 Dec 08, 08:52

   singlish rulzss

• gunner77

  3 Dec 08, 12:00

  

• Pitot

  3 Dec 08, 12:03

  

  was this posted before or something? cant remember...

• Bak la va

  3 Dec 08, 12:03

  This is good!!!

• limpper

  3 Dec 08, 16:44

  lol

• QX179R

  3 Dec 08, 16:48

  

• SBS n SMRT

  3 Dec 08, 18:30

  

• maskedangel

  6 Dec 08, 00:27

  cool cool. . .
  
  i got it from an email (:

• dangerboi

  8 Dec 08, 16:06

  This ain't english. I barely understand all the numbers and its meaning.

• youyayu

  8 Dec 08, 16:07

  cos ur tupid

• SBS7484P

  8 Dec 08, 16:08

  knn

• Afrasastrasz

  8 Dec 08, 20:25

  n1

• Mimmy

  8 Dec 08, 20:28

  I got this from my email before!