what women would do if they had a p**is for a day
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what women would do if they had a p**is for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate world.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
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what men would do if they had a v*gi*a for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot. -
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hahaha
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not as funny as cunt ronaldog getting sent off!
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ooo thanks for the knowledge
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Originally posted by 798:
not as funny as cunt ronaldog getting sent off!
check the scoreline..
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Originally posted by 798:
not as funny as cunt ronaldog getting sent off!
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Originally posted by 798:
not as funny as cunt ronaldog getting sent off!
ronaldo erm........0-1 win away
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lol.
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Originally posted by 798:
not as funny as cunt ronaldog getting sent off!
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writer must b a woman.
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2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
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Originally posted by Hwaimeng:
?????? huh ????meaning that guys like to mysteriously add a few inches to their members..
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btw, I just add jokes to maybe have a bit of fun for all, but seemingly it tends to link to spam/thrash, then I won't do it anymore.
have a nice day.
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HAHAHA . nice one ! brightened up my erm .. evening !
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