Paddy Jokes

GIB

27 Nov 08, 10:52

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know what I want don't you?'

'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin’ bed by the looks of it!'

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Paddy's chat up lines:

1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can’t hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them!
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

omgukilledkenny

27 Nov 08, 22:08

5.

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

28 Nov 08, 16:41

6 is teh winner~

gunner77

28 Nov 08, 16:48

youyayu should learn one of these pick up line

de_middle

28 Nov 08, 16:59

Originally posted by gunner77:

youyayu should learn one of these pick up line

its just a day away