Don't count your chickens before they hatch = D

• bloody_1991

  11 Nov 08, 00:10

  In the middle of the night, a boy heard noises and moaning from his parents bedroom.

  So he got up and walk towards the  bedroom door, squat down, listen intensely while peeping through the crack.

  Mother: "Ouch... please be gentle, not so hard...".

  Father: "I'm trying my best dear... please hold up for a minute, you wouldn't want our son to be the only child in our household right?"

  The son upon hearing that his mother would conceive again and bore him a playmate, bang extremely hard onto the door, which startled his parents.

  To their dismay, the door was unlock, and the mother was utterly shocked to see that his son was staring at the two of them naked.

  At that moment, the mother quickly sat down so as to avoid this embarrassed moment, not knowing that she is on top of her husband.

  Then the father shouted, "ARGHHH~~~~~~~! i think my pee.. penis is injured..."

   

• Melayusentiasa

  11 Nov 08, 00:39

  I don get it

• Darkknighthuang

  11 Nov 08, 08:42

  Congrats! This will also be in contention for the lamiest joke of the year award.

• ^tamago^

  11 Nov 08, 08:48

  

• anakinfoo

  11 Nov 08, 09:53

  ????

• gunner77

  11 Nov 08, 11:27

  smlj?

• bloody_1991

  11 Nov 08, 20:24

  The joke was that the son was very excited about the father / mother making out in order to produce another young, but in the end, the father's penis is injured so their family line ends...

• caleb_chiang

  11 Nov 08, 20:29

   This is me... not even smiling...

• Darkknighthuang

  12 Nov 08, 08:36

  Originally posted by bloody_1991:

  The joke was that the son was very excited about the father / mother making out

  I thought the parents would be the ones feeling excited.

   

  My reaction to your second post is the same as to your first.

  If it's any consolation, there are some lamer joke than yours, in the forum.

• Master -_-

  12 Nov 08, 08:57

  

• maskedangel

  12 Nov 08, 10:05

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  

  

• tut4nkh4m3n

  12 Nov 08, 13:18

  lol...dry

• de_middle

  12 Nov 08, 13:22

  Originally posted by bloody_1991:

  The joke was that the son was very excited about the father / mother making out in order to produce another young, but in the end, the father's penis is injured so their family line ends...

  thanks for the explanation but it didn't help

• fudgester

  12 Nov 08, 13:44

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  

  Now this is funny.

• Pitot

  13 Nov 08, 09:22

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  Now this is funny.

  yea

• ORIGAMIST

  13 Nov 08, 13:57

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  

  I laugh at this one ... lol....  not the original joke ...

   

• Uraniumfish

  13 Nov 08, 21:20

  

• sand king

  13 Nov 08, 22:16

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  

  10/10!

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  13 Nov 08, 23:09

  huh? dun understand

• WoshiaClone

  17 Nov 08, 20:45

  Catch no ball!

• donkhead333

  18 Nov 08, 17:46

  like very common joke wor..