Hi all,
Just wanna share this freaking hilarious piece which has been circulating around:
PM Pinky: “Mr Obama, you have scored a most decisive victory leh and I believe you will be a great President yah. May I invite you to pay a visit to Peesai Land soon, okay ?”
Obama: “Thank you for your kind words, but I thought your father described me as a ‘flash in the pan’ in February this year.”
PM Pinky: “Err….Did he ? No, no, err….let me think, actually what he meant is you are a ‘flasher’ lah, oops…err… no, no, sorry, should be a ‘flash of light’ bringing new hope to the world.”
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Obama: “I am saddened to hear that the founding father of Peesai Land, a key U.S. ally in the region, has such a low opinion of me. How can we ever work together ?”
PM Pinky: “Just ignore him lah, I am now in charge okay and I admire you, ohh Obama, look, my wife even… even wear an Obama bra to work today to show her support for you !”
Read the full hilarious satire here:
http://wayangparty.com/2008/11/06/pm-pinkys-telephone-conversation-with-obama/
LKY also commented that OBama has no experience to be President. This senile arrogant old man should shut up and stop his nuisance. By saying so he is pot calling the kettle black - his beloved son lee hsien loong has no experience to be PM, so he has better know his limit by keeping his bloody big fuxking mouth shut. Worse this hopeless son of his has been proving to us that he has no calibre at all to be PM. The way his bloody son hsien loong talks and behaves are really not up to par with other capable PMs of the world yet dare to overpay himself and his ministers obscene world class pay.
If there is an election in Singapore, candiates are incompetent lee hsien loong and the charismatic Mr Barack Obama, I will vote for Obama. Lee Hsien loong can go eat shit.
If there is an election in Singapore, candiates are incompetent lee hsien loong and the charismatic Mr Barack Obama, I will vote for Obama.
I will vote Obama if he were Singaporean.
There is no question about that.
mccain is better.
obama's promises are empty smokes which simply cannot be realised.
withdraw from iraq in 16 months? if they withdraw hastily, it would be like another vietnam, where they would lose their 2nd war in history.
getting into unconditional dialogue sessions with rouge states. the world would become a much more dangerous place if no one is to play the role of the global policeman. yes, the usa is belligerent, but this allows the usa to play a key role in global security, where countries would not dare to recklessly invade others, without the fear of US intervention.
if you have a president who is not so willing to use their military force, more states would exploit the "softness" of the president, thinking that they can get away with it.
you know what pisses me off?
you can criticise the assholes infesting the MIW organisation..
you can criticise the assholes infesting the opposition..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the MIW..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the opposition...
BUT.. FUCK the bastards who demean THE COUNTRY!!
and if you retards cannot distinguish between THE COUNTRY and the CUNTS who run the country now, you're part of the problem, not the solution...
morons..
Originally posted by the Bear:you know what pisses me off?
you can criticise the assholes infesting the MIW organisation..
you can criticise the assholes infesting the opposition..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the MIW..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the opposition...
BUT.. FUCK the bastards who demean THE COUNTRY!!
and if you retards cannot distinguish between THE COUNTRY and the CUNTS who run the country now, you're part of the problem, not the solution...
morons..
power!!!
Originally posted by the Bear:you know what pisses me off?
you can criticise the assholes infesting the MIW organisation..
you can criticise the assholes infesting the opposition..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the MIW..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the opposition...
BUT.. FUCK the bastards who demean THE COUNTRY!!
and if you retards cannot distinguish between THE COUNTRY and the CUNTS who run the country now, you're part of the problem, not the solution...
morons..
True true...
did I get into the wrong forum ... sorry I was looking for the joke section ...
Sorry sorry.. I was looking for the Jokes and Humour forum too.. I didnt realize I stepped into Speaker's Corner.. Damn I should really get some sleep... I was SURE i clicked on Jokes and Humour forum... Oh well...
noooo....
my joke forum got invaded!!
funny meh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but not very funny leh -.-
Originally posted by the Bear:you know what pisses me off?
you can criticise the assholes infesting the MIW organisation..
you can criticise the assholes infesting the opposition..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the MIW..
you can demean the ballcarriers of the opposition...
BUT.. FUCK the bastards who demean THE COUNTRY!!
and if you retards cannot distinguish between THE COUNTRY and the CUNTS who run the country now, you're part of the problem, not the solution...
morons..
hey, gals and guys this topic was moved from Speakers' Corner to Jokes and Humour forum.
Not funny.