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May I Borrow the Car?

• Melayusentiasa

  6 Nov 08, 08:39

  A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date.
  The dad says, ''Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.''
  The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, ''Dad, Jesus had long hair...''
  And the dad replies, ''Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went too, didn't he?''

• sand king

  6 Nov 08, 08:55

  haha nice one!

• Call4ljw

  6 Nov 08, 14:42

  Not bad.

   

  But it seems that this sentence is weird "asks his dad to borrow the car".

• gd4u

  6 Nov 08, 14:47

  Originally posted by Call4ljw:

  But it seems that this sentence is weird "asks his dad to borrow the car".

  
  this seems funnier ....

• Short Ninja

  6 Nov 08, 14:54

  Originally posted by Call4ljw:

  Not bad.

   

  But it seems that this sentence is weird "asks his dad to borrow the car".

  Even you did'nt attack the England the joke is still sounds pretty corny to me.

• caleb_chiang

  6 Nov 08, 15:03

  Extreme old joke...

• Short Ninja

  6 Nov 08, 15:04

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  Extreme old joke...

  
  This Pak Chik like to tell yesteryears jokes one.

• xXBlack_RebelXx

  6 Nov 08, 21:38

  Originally posted by Call4ljw:

  Not bad.

   

  But it seems that this sentence is weird "asks his dad to borrow the car".

  
  oye dad! go and borrow the car! :)