An old man goes into a pharmacy to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets,
cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said the cashier
'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.. '
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'
WTH.
LOL