Farmer and the Cow
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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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a cow kicks something with HIS foot?
HIS?!
shouldnt it be a her or even its?
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Originally posted by ChoCoChips:
a cow kicks something with HIS foot?
HIS?!
shouldnt it be a her or even its?
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his?! so tat wasn't milk o.O -
was that before or after he was seen trying to push a sheep through the fence?
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Cow style.